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May 23

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siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

holy shit is this FOR REAL.

Wiener Schnitzel!!

Pfffft, that’s the best I’ve ever heard.
SCHADENFREUDE! Imagine someone screaming this when they’re in danger. 

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Megan I feel as though you will appreciate this,

May 22

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May 22

John Green's tumblr: sonder

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep…

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May 21

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May 18
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Over The Misty Mountains (Cold) | Howard Shore

far over the Misty Mountains Cold, 
to dungeons deep and caverns old, 
the pines were roaring on the heights, 
the winds were moaning in the night; 
the fire was red, it flaming spread,
the trees like Torches blazed with light

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May 18

sideshowtornado:

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

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May 17
lacigreen: that awkward moment when hatred is so acceptable that compassion becomes radical.

lacigreen:

that awkward moment when hatred is so acceptable that compassion becomes radical.

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May 17

cosmo tip #236

expertcosmotips:

sensually play the recorder for him

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May 17

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May 17

pastichee:

live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.

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May 17

ukeofspook:

how to kiss

  1. put your mouth on their mouth
  2. start screaming into their mouth until you pass out

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I've been doing it wrong all along!,

May 17

Jeremy Renner; a face of a thousand words..

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May 16

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Reblogging mostly for the gif, But I do this all the time, And probably make the exact same facial expression,

May 16

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Science Bros!,

May 15

Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.

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